Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: 2/7/2025

Welcome to Slightly Non Social! By using our website (www.slightlynonsocial.com) and purchasing from our store, you agree to abide by the following terms and conditions. We know this isn’t the most exciting thing to read, but hey, legal stuff matters.

1. Introduction

These Terms and Conditions govern your use of Slightly Non Social, operated by Secure Trails LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing our website or purchasing from us, you agree to these terms. If you disagree, we highly recommend leaving now before you get too attached to our awesome products.

 
2. Products & Orders

A. Handmade & Made-to-Order Products

  • All items are made-to-order, meaning we don’t stock inventory like a giant warehouse. Each item is crafted just for you!
  • Due to the nature of handmade and printed products, slight variations may occur—this is called character, not a defect.

B. Order Processing & Shipping

  • Processing time is typically 1-5 business days, but during peak seasons (like when everyone suddenly remembers they need gifts), it may take a bit longer.
  • Shipping times vary depending on your location and the shipping option you select at checkout.
  • Once your order leaves our hands, it’s at the mercy of the shipping carrier. We don’t control their schedules (trust us, we wish we did).

C. Cancellations & Changes

  • Since we start working on your order right away, cancellations or modifications are usually not possible.
  • If you need a change, contact us immediately, and we’ll see if we can work some magic. No promises.

3. Returns & Exchanges

  • All sales are final—no take-backs, refunds, or exchanges (unless your item arrives damaged or defective).
  • If your order arrives damaged, send us an email with clear photos within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll work with you to fix it.
  • Please double-check sizing charts before ordering. We are not responsible for items that don’t fit because you thought you were still a size from three years ago.

4. Pricing & Payment

  • All prices are listed in U.S. dollars ($USD).
  • Payments are processed securely through our checkout system—your card details are as safe as an introvert avoiding a phone call.
  • We reserve the right to update prices, add discounts, or charge extra if we suddenly decide our work is worth a million bucks (just kidding… or are we?).

5. Intellectual Property

  • All designs, text, and images on this site belong to Slightly Non Social / Secure Trails LLC.

  • Don’t steal, copy, or reproduce our work unless you enjoy legal trouble.

6. Privacy Policy
  • We collect necessary info (like your name, email, and shipping address) to process your order.
  • We don’t sell your data, because that’s creepy, and we’re not in that business.
  • By using our site, you agree to our Privacy Policy (which is less boring than these terms, we promise).
7. Limitation of Liability
  • We’re not responsible for any allergic reactions, emotional attachments to your new favorite item, or any other unlikely disasters resulting from your purchase.
  • We are also not responsible for lost, stolen, or delayed packages once they leave our hands.
8. Governing Law
  • These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Nevada, USA.
9. Changes to These Terms
  • We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we feel like it. If we make big changes, we’ll try to let you know. Otherwise, just check back every now and then.
10. Contact Us

If you have any questions (or just want to say hi), reach out to us:
📧 Email: slightlynonsocial@gmail.com

Thanks for shopping with Slightly Non Social—now go grab some cool stuff before we change our minds! 😎

About Us

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